Why people like you actually think you can write copy that will magically make me decide to make an impulse buy, I have no idea what you are smoking. I search for my keywords when I am shopping – all one can do is STD (stack the deck) to bring me to their site so I can find what I am looking for – once I am there, no amount of the rubbish you describe above would sway me one way or another.

That what I think, perhaps I am in too big of a hurry.